Find Her, Keep Her

Find Her, Keep Her is the sixth episode of the first season of The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.

Awards
This episode won the 1988 Humanitas Prize for Outstanding Children's Programming.

Transcript
Rabbit: Scarf.

Piglet: Uh, check.

Rabbit: Earmuffs.

Tigger: Checkeronni.

Rabbit: Hot water bottle. HOT WATER BOTTLE!!!!

Piglet: Pooh, the hot water bottle.

Pooh: I believe it's in Rabbit's house.

Rabbit: D'oh! Dear, DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF!?! There's a life that needs to be saved. There, there. Rabbit will take care of you.

Voice: Help! Help!

Rabbit: Did you.....say something?

Voice: Help! Heeeeelp!

(It is a little bluejay hanging on for dear life on a branch)

Rabbit: Oh dear, no! Oh my, oh my! That poor little bird! I gotta get a ladder! (to the carrot) Forgive me. I gotta go!

(crashing and banging)

Rabbit: Whoa! Whoa!

All: Whoooooaaa!

Bird: (Crying) Help.

(Rabbit gasps)

Tigger: Nice catch, bunny boy! (door is out of gas) Well, whaddya know? It's outta gas.

All: Whoooaaaaa!

(CRASH)

Pooh: Are you alright, Rabbit?

Rabbit: No! And I don't plan on being alright for a very long time to come!

Kessie: Kessie alright.

Pooh: Why, Rabbit, you saved her! Why, you're a hero!

Rabbit: Hero? Fiddle-dee-dee! Look at my house! It's a mess!

Kessie: Kessie sorry.

Piglet: There, there. It's not your fault.

Rabbit: Then I don't know whose fault it is!(To Kessie) Ah, well. Now that we got you, what are we supposed to do with you?

Pooh: Why, Piglet, Tigger and I shall take care of her.

Rabbit: Ha! You three?! You couldn't even take care of a carrot! I'll take care of her myself! Oh you don't think I can do it all alone, hmm? Well! I don't need anyone. Why, there's probably no one in all the hundred acre wood who knows more about baby birds than me!

Piglet: Rabbit?

Rabbit: Why, she's going to be no trouble at all.

Piglet: Rabbit!

(Kessie is on the shelf)

Kessie: (giggling) I up so high!

Rabbit: No......trouble at all.......